Tessa Koot
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Friday afternoon, 23 September

She casts her eyes around her workshop in search of her drink. โ€œWhereโ€™s my coffee? Iโ€™ve already had too much coffee today, actually,โ€ says designer Tessa Koot โ€“ although you canโ€™t really call her a designer anymore. โ€œBut I think โ€˜artistโ€™ sounds so pedantic.โ€

Kootโ€™s workshop is in Sectie-C, a place where artists and other creators have gathered. Her workplace is tucked away on one of the side streets of the old industrial estate. A desk stands on the dust-covered concrete floor and in the corner lies lots of stuff or, rather, art: pictures, furniture, wood, and everything else in between.

Koot, whose blonde hair, grey jumper and black jogging bottoms are all flecked with white paint, has been asked to produce a creation for Dutch Design Week (DDW). She wants to snap two lampposts in a number of places to form a heart with them. โ€œLike two straws.โ€

โ€œShall we discuss it over here on the terrace?โ€ The waitress asks what we want to drink. โ€œIโ€™ll have a coffee,โ€ says Koot. A teaspoon of sugar, two glugs of milk.

โ€œI always used to draw hearts when I was on the phone. I love that itโ€™s such a kitsch symbol.โ€ According to Koot, the world of design depends on aesthetes who take everything very seriously. โ€œThe most important thing is that this work doesnโ€™t have any message.โ€

She just needs to find the time to make it. And she also needs to decide how exactly to do it. Can you really snap a lamppost?

Ben Hohmann is sought for advice. Heโ€™s a creator with a workplace around the corner from Kootโ€™s workshop at Sectie-C. Hohmann, who sports an old-fashioned curly quiff and equally old-fashioned, large-framed glasses, certainly knows his stuff. โ€œThe structure of a lamppost is lost when itโ€™s hit, so thatโ€™s not going to work.โ€

Hohmann and Koot switch into brainstorming mode. Various ideas are considered. Does the piece have to be anchored to the ground or mounted on a special platform? What colour will the posts be? โ€œGold!โ€ How big do they have to be? โ€œThe work has to go outside and needs to be idiot-proof.โ€ OK, so the lampposts have to hang at least three metres off the ground.

The question remains of how to make the structure sturdy enough. โ€œI have an idea.โ€ Hohmann runs over to his workplace and returns with an iron pipe. โ€œLook, if you weld a slightly thinner tube here in a small corner and then use another smaller one, youโ€™ll be able to recreate the snapped lamppost.โ€

After some doubt, Koot agrees. โ€œBut it has to look like a real lamppost.โ€ A total of seven pipes with six snapping points are needed for each lamppost to make one side of the heart. Thereโ€™s one more month to get it done.

Thursday evening, 6 October

โ€œThe posts are coming along,โ€ says Koot on the phone. And only slightly delayed. The lamppost heart will go up on Saturday, 22 October. It will be anchored to the ground โ€œfor the chic-factor.โ€

The work will go up on De Markt in the city centre, near the Coolcat. The lamppost thatโ€™s already there needs to be replaced. โ€œThe post is dented from all the lorries that have hit it.โ€ But how will the new one stay dent-free? โ€œWeโ€™re still thinking about that.โ€

Although the work will only go up at the end of DDW, it certainly wonโ€™t disappear any time soon. The idea is to keep it up for maybe two or three years. โ€œThatโ€™s why I wanted to do lampposts โ€“ an intervention of whatโ€™s already there. I didnโ€™t want to make something that only made sense during DDW.โ€ Itโ€™s a kind of legitimate vandalism.

Kootโ€™s part of the project will be over after DDW, but that doesnโ€™t mean the lampposts canโ€™t be used for anything else. Thereโ€™s always the Glow light festival, for example. โ€œIโ€™d actually really like it if techies wanted to do something fun with it.โ€